Training
You know how it goes. You buy the software. You read the box ahead of time.
All those promises printed on the outside, screenshots of dramatic presentations,
happy clients, oodles of cash rolling into the coffers of the software users.
So you buy it. You buy it hook, line and sinker. You bring it home, install
it on your computer, and crack your knuckles expectantly. Then, you use it
to write sick notes for your kid, who happens to be better than you at operating
the computer, so you’ve got him out of school 3 days a week in your basement
turning out prepress ad copy. Sweatshops? Child labor laws? Hey, it’s
a family business.
Wouldn’t it be nice if you knew how to use your computer for more than a glorified calculator and to get mediocre opponents in card games? We can help. Truly. Imagine all the features awaiting your eager grasp. Bold, underline, collaborative messaging and calendaring. Oooh. Say it again! Imagine attaching documents to e-mails, managing your inbox, searching for (and finding) anything on the web. Imagine the oodles of cash rolling into our coffers. Well, OK, that’s an exaggeration. It’s pretty affordable to have us help you use your computer more effectively. Often, it’s the little stuff that makes the tasks go by more easily. If you let us come see you every now and then (We miss you), we promise to make it worth your while.